The Box on Twitter

Hello readers.
Look at Twitter.

Now at Fucking Badass Recipe Box.

Now back to Twitter.

Now back to the Box.

Sadly, the Box isn't on your Twitter, but if you stop being a colossal failure as a human being and follow the Box on Twitter, it could be.

Look down...

 Now back up... where are you?

You're at a high class strip club, where you'll have almost as much fun as you will now that you follow the Box on Twitter.
What's in your hand?

It's Russian supermodel Irina Shayk's phone number... yours, now that you follow the Box on Twitter.
Look again...

The phone number is now a delicious burrito.
Anything is possible when you follow Fucking Badass Recipe Box on Twitter.

I'm a world class pugilist.