... a stripper named Barbie.
On the second day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the third day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
... three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the fourth day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the fifth day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
... Five Latin Kiiiiiiiiings!
Four Zeppelin albums,
three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the sixth day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
... six games worth playing,
five Latin Kiiiiiiings!
Four Zeppelin albums,
three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the seventh day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
... seven knives for killing,
six games worth playing,
five Latin Kiiiiiiings!
Four Zeppelin albums,
three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the eighth day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
... eight fucking shootouts,
seven knives for killing,
six games worth playing,
five Latin Kiiiiiiings!
Four Zeppelin albums,
three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the ninth day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
... nine ladies dancing,
eight fucking shootouts,
seven knives for killing,
six games worth playing,
five Latin Kiiiiiiings!
Four Zeppelin albums,
three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the tenth day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
... ten boxers swinging,
nine ladies dancing,
eight fucking shootouts,
seven knives for killing,
six games worth playing,
five Latin Kiiiiiiings!
Four Zeppelin albums,
three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the 'leventh day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
... eleven pipes for smoking,
ten boxers swinging,
nine ladies dancing,
eight fucking shootouts,
seven knives for killing,
six games worth playing,
five Latin Kiiiiiiings!
Four Zeppelin albums,
three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
On the twelfth day of Xmas, my buddies gave to me...
... twelve sweet drum solos,
eleven pipes for smoking,
ten boxers swinging,
nine ladies dancing,
eight fucking shootouts,
seven knives for killing,
six games worth playing,
five Latin Kiiiiiiings!
Four Zeppelin albums,
three habaneros,
two flasks of Scotch,
and a stripper named Barbie.
LMAO! Where do I find buddies like yours? ;)
ReplyDeleteKeeping nine ladies made me giggle, and I even counted in the picture to see if there were nine.
ReplyDeleteBest. Friends. Ever.
Hope you holidays were all well spent. Say hi to Barbie.
Lor